Monday, April 11, 2005

A Public Apology

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to all cocker spaniels and their beloved owners. As Jodi pointed out in her comments to my last entry, her Ruby can snatch a bird out of the air and give a smackdown in mid-flight. That truly kicks ass. Frankly, that is quite an admirable feat in doggie-dom (hell, it's a pretty good trick in peopledom as well).

So, I hereby officially apologize to the cocker spaniels of the world. I had no idea of your ass kicking abilities and stand corrected. And on a personal level, Stella says, "Rock on, Ruby, you are one badass motherfucker." (I'm going to have to speak to that dog about her language). Ben unfortunately says nothing as he does not know what a cocker spaniel is.

P.S. Settle down, Cowboy Dan - this does not qualify as yet another post about my dogs. I will be posting the events of this past weekend in a later blog.

3 comments:

cowboy dan said...

You are so going to lose your readership if you keep this up...

Anonymous said...

I spit my water all over my computer I laughed so hard.

Ruby says..."rrrr, arf, rrrf, grrrr" I am not sure what that means, but maybe Stella can translate.

Jodi
The Crooked Cervix

The Macek Collective said...

No. This is not a post about dogs. This is a post about pullin bong hits and suddenly realizing you CAN talk to the animals.