1. Just because the big purple bottle of laundry detergent is for sale does not mean that I should buy it. I smell like a Mexican whorehouse (with all sincere apologies to Mexicans ....and to whores, for that matter).
2. Just because POD slept in until 4:00 in the afternoon doesn't mean she is really sick - just that she's a really good faker.
3. Just because it's Monday doesn't mean you will learn more than 2 things in a given day.