Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Just Call Me Molly Ringwald

Today is my birthday. I am 36 years old.

It is 5:06 p.m. eastern time.

I have yet to recieve a birthday call from my mother.

CHRIST ON A CRACKER, WOMAN! YOU CALL ME 900 TIMES A FUCKING DAY BUT THE DAY YOU ACTUALLY SHOT ME OUT OF YOUR WOMB, YOU CAN'T SEEM TO FIND A FUCKING PHONE!

This does not bode well for the old bar tab tonight. Does not bode well, indeed.

10 comments:

Lola said...

Happy Birthday Floyd!!!!
You deserve a HUGE bar tab. Preferably picked up by someone else.

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Lil bit. I thought you were going to be 40 this year?
Oh, nevermind, I think that's Kitty.

Free to Be said...

Happy Birthday! Is there such a thing as a small bar tab on a birthday? I think not!

tiarajunkie said...

Happy Birthday Girl! I'll buy you a drink the next time I see ya at the Paradise. I love your blog it is my favorite way to waste time at work.

Sophmom said...

I am genuinely sorry I missed that particular night in the bar!

I hope you had a happy B-Day Floyd! Mom not calling sucks.

The Paradise Lesbian said...

Well Floyd, one day after is better than never. Glad I could share a part of your Birthday MONTH with you!!!

VI said...

so, did she end up calling?

Julie said...

Happy Birthday!!!! Sorry about your Mom not calling

oakland heidi said...

Everytime my parents don't call me on my birthday I flash on Molly Ringwald in 16 candles. Now if only at the end of the night it could be made all better by my getting to make out with Jake Ryan.

Boozie introduced me to your blog. Happiest of Birthday's to you!

Pixie LaRouge said...

I know I'm like a month late, but I got dumped on my birthday, so I've been out of the loop for awhile. Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!