So when your mother comes to visit you, does she bring you a gift? A little knick-knack perhaps? Some new fashion for the impending fall season?
My mother brought me a little gift.
She brought me anti-chubb rub creme or as the label calls it "new chafing relief powder-gel for my inner thigh and bikini area".
Top that...I dare you.
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Oh
My
G-d!!!!!
Not a gift, but my mother stole part of my college fund (which I earned myself, by the way) and bought herself some new boobs.
Well? Does it work? Interested consumers want to know.
How about the registration fees for Weight Watchers? My mom did that. Its like, "Hey fatso...here is a little something to take care of your problem...oh by the way, did I tell you how fat you are today?" Its like buying someone soap for a gift. Implying that they smell. Nice mom.
okay, that is funny. I love Captn. Nutty, she makes Captn. Fruitloop look almost normal. And Fatbaby wants to know if they make it for babies?
Did you squeeze some out and dab it at the corners of her mouth?
I suppose that would've been rude, but turnabout is fair play.
So...did it work? I'm just wondering cuz my mom's coming to visit soon, and I might ask for some!
I love your column, but am distressed to find you writing less and less. Please don't lose your hard fought readership.
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