Friday, August 05, 2005

Have You Ever....*

*You may have noticed a recurring theme here...on Fridays, I find it difficult to form any cohesive topic so I'm thinking about making this a regular Friday thingy. Just a little spot where I can put down my random thoughts that intrigued me during the week but weren't enough for me to spin a whole post out of. So just bear with me on Fridays.

Have you ever...

...had a sex dream about Chandler from Friends and when he gets to the naked part he has a mangina? How 'bout a mangina with teeth?

...watched Extreme Makeover and thought "wow, I'm tons uglier than her....this can't be good"?

...wondered if your current drinking habits scare other people? if they scare college kids, does this mean your death is imminent?

...convinced a client that the "court" is requiring a document late in the game as opposed to the truth being you forgot to give it to them in the first place?

...found yourself really, really captivated by Kelly Rippa?

...thought to yourself "man, I could totally do Dr. Phil's job"?

...considered ordering a cookie cake all for yourself? one that you can just bring home and eat all the icing off of without anyone else knowing?

...looked a person doing a really, really menial job and thought "sheesh, that guy looks way happier than me" and then forgot about such thought as soon as you sped off in your Lexus?

...wanted to get into a car accident for just...you know...a little time off?

...just enjoyed saying the words "ben-wa balls"? (please note - not USING ben-wa balls just saying the words...keep it clean, people, keep it clean)


Ummm....yeah....me neither.

11 comments:

DonnaT65 said...

Shit, like I don't already waste enough time reading blogs, now I have to add you to my favorites. This stuff is seriously “spit diet Dr Pepper all over my laptop” funny.

The Paradise Lesbian said...

Maybe the Kelly Rippa thing in a very very weak moment.

magoozie said...

So this has nothing to do with your post floyd, but!!! that money we had on a certain someone, about holding out for a number of dates with a certain someone's uncle. well for the record i don't think it will last the 3 we had......

Cowgirl Dan said...

i love this....i know who you're talking about. i am soooo in the know.

The Paradise Lesbian said...

I'm being told more than 4 now.....

magoozie said...

I'm sticking with 3... but i hear 1 went well! floyd no worries, I told that certain someone that if it doesnt work, your next! hello cowboy (girl) dan!

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Tripletmomma said...

Well heck... I certainly *know* my drinking habits scare most of the population. Then again... so do my triplets (5 year old boys) heck, they even scare ME!

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