So guess what I did on New Years Eve? Go on, guess!
Did you say "marry two of your best friends"? Then you're right!
I am pleased to announce that Cowboy Dan and Dutch were joined in holy matrimony by your's truly.
That's right, you heathens, I am now an official minister of the Universal Life Church & Monastery (both a church AND a monastery!). It was free to be indoctrinated but I paid the extra $30 for the parking pass and plastic badge.
This of course means that THIS:
Was married to THAT:
I'm also avialable for funerals, baptisms and "love unions". Fees include a case of a beer and a ride home. I'm just saying.